ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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