How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I still have a little drunk in my system
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
