it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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