Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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