You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Barsexuality is the new black.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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