3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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