I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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