3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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