I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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