He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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