So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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