just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
do nipples grow back?
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