Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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