I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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