belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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