no. you can't hotbox the world.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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