Non-Jews are for practice
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
PANTIES FOUND
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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