arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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