i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
how do you play pong handcuffed?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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