All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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