You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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