I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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