So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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