Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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