Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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