i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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