your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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