we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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