i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Boobs speak an international language.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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