oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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