I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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