YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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