What a fucking waste of an outfit
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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