And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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