Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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