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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  why is allison so mad at me??

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  me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".

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  crap..

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.

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• (415): View more from California

  It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  there was so much lube in my brother's closet...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.

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  Where else would I get life advice?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I sharted in my christmas pjs :(

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.

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