...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend