i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
All I want is dick and wine.