I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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