Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.