so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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