i would punch a child for taco bell
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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