i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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