I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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