hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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