My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I don't think brook has ever known best
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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