We're like a lot better than the average bears
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
