Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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