I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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