i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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