Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
honey bunches of taint.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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