sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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