You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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