Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
3 2 1 whiskey
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
