that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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