i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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