i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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