that's an acceptable place to lick
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
do nipples grow back?
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